Posted 8 hours ago
It’s absurd how you refuse to come see me after a workout because you think I might find you unattractive. You need to understand that I love you most when you’re in an old sweatshirt, humming to yourself and pouring vanilla milk for me, because that’s how I want you. I want you exactly as you are. I want you for your stubbornness and for your unsatisfiable desire to learn things. I want you for all the hours you spend your nose buried in DC comics. For all the places you’ve been and all the mouths you’ve kissed. I want you exactly as you are. Nothing you do could make me love you any less.
But you think you’re difficult to love. (via twentyeighth-ofmarch)
Posted 2 days ago

ceridwen-rivai:

i-am-greg-lestrade:

city-of-demise:

Not all Americans:

• are fat
• like McDonald’s
• like meat
• drink coffee

All Americans:

• PouR THEIR TEA IN THE BOSTON HARBOR

• HAVE A PET EAGLE

I AM AN AMERICAN AND MY EAGLE CAN SING “THE STAR SPANGLED BANNER” WHILE GRILLING A BALLPARK FRANK AT A BASEBALL GAME.

Actually in America it’s illegal to own an American Bald Eagle, but it’s fine here in the UK so I got to hold one 

where’s your freedom now bitches

(Source: hipsteryoghurt)

Posted 3 days ago
catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.

catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.

Posted 3 days ago
catchaglimpseofalleble:

nikkysclit:

Can you not?

AHG, I fucked this up!

catchaglimpseofalleble:

nikkysclit:

Can you not?

AHG, I fucked this up!

(Source: doctor-in-a-policebox)

Posted 3 days ago

pandapeter19:

no, no, honey i’m good

i could have another but i probably should not

i’ve got to bid you adieu

to another i will stay true…

Posted 3 days ago
Posted 3 days ago
andygrammernation:

Oh me oh my. It just got all 50 shades of Grey up in here with these lyrics from Andy’s new song Holding Out.

andygrammernation:

Oh me oh my. It just got all 50 shades of Grey up in here with these lyrics from Andy’s new song Holding Out.

Posted 3 days ago
eylittlered:

Isn’t she cra-crazy beautiful?
Isn’t she strange, strange and wonderful?
I think I love her more than I even understand.

eylittlered:

Isn’t she cra-crazy beautiful?

Isn’t she strange, strange and wonderful?

I think I love her more than I even understand.

Posted 3 days ago
Posted 3 days ago
Date someone who meets you half way. Date someone who brings you a glass a water when they get themselves one. Date someone who makes sure you don’t spend money on ridiculous things. Date someone your ex hates and your mom loves. Date someone who’d rather spend a Friday night watching movies, than out with 50 people they barley even talk to. Date someone who sleeps on your chest and leaves a little puddle of drool. Don’t date someone who makes you leave oceans of tears.
At the end of the day it’s the little things. (via gretzky)

(Source: offtheocean)